Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this
ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE
i suck my ass till it bleeds
i can’t stand corporate greed
smoke a fuckload of weed
pee my pants when i sneeze
you want nuts? look at these
you want cock? mine is free
take a piss in the street
send god pics of my feet
sniff some fine cowboy ass
fart out pure chlorine gas
had to learn how to love
shoved my cock in a glove
beat my meat all night long
till i can’t feel my giant dong
ranking cocks? i’m number one
watch me shoot a fucking gun
watch me go commit a crime
watch me kill a fucking mime
see my cock? it’s quite unique
watch me clap some cowboy cheeks
they call me buzz cause that’s my name
don’t fucking talk to me again.
without hrt christmas is just cismas
this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this
micaxiii